I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
☮ We are the children of the earth ☮
Let the 420 festivities officially begin