kentuckynightmare:

cats are the shit

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

twackedout:

Wide eyed and sleep deprived

marinashutup:

michael cera for best actor

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

My girlfriend sneezed while we were having sex once. It was interesting lol

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

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